Permit me a brief rant. If your Facebook wall looks anything like mine, it’s well stocked with motivational mini-posters placed there by dozens of friends wanting to share these inspirational quotes.  I truly love these folks for passing along ...

Dear Mr. President; Last month, I was in my friend's car when I looked out the window and saw one of those whacky billboards that display the real-time national deficit. Watching that foolish thing tick away at a rate of $34,000 per second is ...

If you read my last post regarding the battle I'm having with my completely made up sad affliction, you already know that every one of my thoughts travels directly from my brain straight to my tongue and out of my mouth, completely unchecked. Over ...

A few years back, I made a bold discovery in the world of anatomy when I came across a previously unknown organ in the human body, located directly between the brain and the mouth, called the Siphorudis Valve. This organ's function is to siphon all ...

For those (two or so people out there) hanging in suspense, wondering if I made it safely home from my NYC visit with Elizabeth, I am reporting in. I had a super-duper amazingly great time.  And I did not end up in the garbage disposal. ...

If you've read last year's post about Unclogging My Brain, you already know there's a whole lot of crap that keeps me up at night.  Thoughts that pop in my brain, typically arriving in the deep, dark quiet of the night that don't seem to wane ...

In a matter of days, I travel to New York City to visit my friend Elizabeth for the weekend.  Until the very moment she opens her door to me that Friday night, I’ll have never before laid eyes on her nor heard the sound of her voice. ...

... But I love him anyway. Much as you can love an animated super-celebrity, at least. ...