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If I Ran Everything

If, for whatever reason (and there really are lots of good reasons) I were annointed and/or appointed in charge of, oh... EVERYTHING in the whole universe, things would be far happier. And easier. And funner. And fairer. And friendlier. LOTS. For ...
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Calfornia, Here I Come. Dammit…

About three years ago, Rick and I decided to explore where in the world we'd be willing to live, if we could live anywhere. Primarily because it turns out we really can live just about anywhere, given both our jobs. And since we'd planned on ...
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Unclogging My Brain. More…

A few months back, I read an interesting article on a website about the ten best ways to engage readers with your blog that, ironically, received no comments.  It got me thinking... About that spam email I received on custom-made dentures: I mean, ...
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Flowers for ME

My friend, Alli, owns an amazing flower shop (which, by the way, has the BEST floral designer EVER!). My sweet hubby frequently relies on her to add some color and love to my office whenever he's out of town, but every so often I stop in to grab a ...
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Men Are Easy

Last week, a Facebook friend posted a photo of a man thumbing through what had to be the largest book I'd ever seen, the title of which was A MANUAL ON WOMEN. Pretty funny, actually - but on second glance, I thought c'mon! A manual about women ...
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Dear Never Daughter

Dear Never Daughter; I've never had the amazing pleasure of creating you, growing you, meeting you, raising you or releasing you into the great big beautiful world. You will never exist outside my own heart and mind. Still, the hole that your ...
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Being Happy at 30,000 (or so) Feet

I have, thankfully, never flown often enough to consider it a mundane experience. As a result, I love nearly everything about being on a plane. Packing... waiting at the airport... take-offs and landings... Mostly, I love looking out the window. ...
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Unclogging My Brain. Yet Again.

I love baseball. I love nearly everything about the sport.* But - no offense intended - I don't think there's any way you can call MLB players athletes. Sure, they're skilled and talented, but not even close to the same physical caliber as, say, a ...
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No Butts About It

Last month while waiting in the exam room at my doctor's office, I bided my time with a woman's magazine from their limited (and elderly) selection of reading material. I'd forgotten my own book, some asshole already circled every item on the Hidden ...
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